Damn Dirty Sexist Bastards.

Okay. So, I'm sure you're all imagining "wtf? sexist bastards?" So, I think I should e'splain.
A friend of mine is in a band. A heavy metal band, might I add. Now, normally I don't sing much heavy metal (hardly any at all), but I really think I could do it. I've been able to handle anything that anyone can throw at me, so why not this? Anyway, so my friend asked me if I would sing in their band. I was like "Sure, why not?" So, today, my friend told two of the guys that are in the band with him that I might be singing with them. Those two guys go "If she sings, we're out."
Now, here's where it get's sticky. One of the guys is my ex-boyfriend, the one with whom I was having a very nasty email conversation with in the past (See "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People with All the He Said She Said" parts One and Two for more details.) So, he and I have a bit of a history, but we don't really have a problem with each other anymore. (So I thought...) The other guy is my ex's best friend. And when I say best friend, I mean one is stuck up the other's ass so far that the only thing hanging out is their toes. So if one goes, so does the other because apparently they don't have the capability to have their own personal opinions and they have to rely on each other to form a damn coherent sentence. Sorry, I got a little carried away. I do that when I'm rather angry.
I was told that they said that if I joined their heavy metal band that it wouldn't be like a real heavy metal band. Now, how the fuck did they come to that conclusion? I mean, that statement could be taken one of two ways, from how I see it.
One) They are damn dirty sexist bastards that think that girls can't handle heavy metal music
or
Two) They think that my voice SUCKS and they don't want to be a part of any project that would involve my vocal skills.
Either way, that totally fucking sucks and both are really STUPID reasons to just leave your friends that you formed a band with out to dry. I mean, who fucking does that? I'll tell you who does that: someone who is too stuck up to realize that a little more talent never hurt anyone. Someone who doesn't realize that GIRLS CAN DO IT JUST AS WELL AS GUYS CAN, DAMMIT, AND THAT YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM A FUCKING CHANCE BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO TURN TAIL AND HAUL ASS OUT OF THERE. STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE.
I honestly think that they were trying to say that because I'm a girl that I couldn't possibly handle what heavy metal has to offer. Bullshit. I can do it just as well as the next guy could. And honestly, I really think I could do it better than the one who has is head shoved up the other's ass.
And what honestly makes me laugh is that the other three guys in the band are IN LOVE with the idea of me singing. They think it'll be great! But these two damn dirty sexist bastards just have to come along and piss me the fuck off and tell me (well, really, tell my friend. he couldn't POSSIBLY have the balls to tell ME this) that they won't do something that they enjoy just because I'm doing it.
Ha, I just had a thought as I was writing that last line. What if they chose not to do something they enjoy anymore because I'M doing it. In which case, I have to say to them: FUCK OFF and get the fuck over yourselves. I have no damn problem with you guys, but you're going to go and fuck your friends over just because I'm there. That's fucking stupid. We are all almost adults here, and it's obvious who the more mature person is in this situation. Grow the fuck up, and get over your damn selves. You obviously don't know how stupid and fucking immature you sound right now.
I think I'm about done with all this now. I don't really have anything else to say, other than to tell those to to fuck off, and to tell the other guys thanks for thinking I can do it. Okay?
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Peacee.
-KayTay.

I'm Happy.

About damn time, too. =]]